I hate that I don't hate Lady Gaga.
Chocolate-Covered Pomegranate
This is the best thing you’ll ever taste and it is made with two ingredients. Two.
1. Take seeds out of 2 pomegranates and place on paper towels to absorb excess moisture. Put seeds in large mixing bowl.
2. Melt chocolate in double boiler (I use 2-2.5 bars)
3. Let the chocolate cool. I’m serious. Let it cool. The chocolate and pomegranate should be as close to the same temperature as possible when you combine them.
4. Pour COOLED chocolate over pomegranate seeds and stir.
5. Scoop mixture onto cookie sheets with parchment paper and place in refrigerator for a few hours.
6. Enjoy the shit out of these. Take them to parties—EVERYONE will ask you how you made them.
I took these to a New Year’s Eve party and one of my friends passed out face down in a plate full of them. They’re that good. They’re ‘pass out in a pile of them’ good.
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The benefits of house sitting…
“Katie, thank you so much for house sitting. Seriously, you’re a lifesaver. Make yourself at home.”
…Making myself at home…
Step 1:
Step 2:
Done.
Oh yeah, these jerks are here:
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Usually my grandfather gives terrible presents. Over the years I’ve gotten a membership at a shooting range (I don’t own a gun), Ohio State sweatshirts, socks, hats, and bumper stickers (I went to Notre Dame), and Sarah Palin’s autobiography (yikes.).
This is a jar of f*cking moonshine. All is forgiven.
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Student worried about grade.
It’s a classic because it is — essentially true.
h/t: MH
Every. Single. Semester.
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Salty Chocolate Nutella Cookies (from The Washington Post). These were unbelievable (and most of them are now happily in my stomach)!
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